A moment from the U.S. Open is going viral on Wednesday for the amount of drama and intrigue packed into a five second clip. It's the story of a man, two drinks, and a woman — with nobody really knowing what's going on. This is cinema. pic.twitter.com/gU3anzQtdM — US Open Tennis (@usopen) August 28, 2024 The framing and pacing on this seem to tell a story. On first glance it appears he's getting a drink for the woman next to him, only to have a dude behind them swoop in and hand it over first. If that's what happened then it's a soul crushing moment of being one-upped, a heartbreaking tale of unrequited love. This version of events at least appears to be what everyone is running with. We think there's more to this, and dammit if I'm not going to pour over these five seconds like the Zapruder film to explain what I think was happening in this moment. I don't subscribe for a second that the woman next to him is his wife or girlfriend.…